The Democratic States of Kartvelian is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 459 million Kartvelianians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tbilisi. The average income tax rate is 49.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kartvelianian economy, worth 48.5 trillion Laris a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,656 Laris, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, skateparks can be found in every city, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, and the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kartvelian's national animal is the Wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kartvelian is ranked 8,662^nd in the world and 248^th in the South Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 12,902.05 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.