Glory to Jerkania, land of the Jerks
Rudest Citizens: 1,366thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,098thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,847th
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Population6.591 billion



The Grand Republic of Jerkania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Chancellor with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 6.591 billion Jerks are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Jerkanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,194 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 181,210 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

Farmers are struggling to keep up with demand for local produce, travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', and Chancellor has just been declared ruler of Jerkania in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jerkania's national animal is the muffalo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Jerkania is ranked 38,631st in the world and 41st in Thalassia for Most Pro-Market, scoring 67.33 on the Rand Index.

Rudest Citizens: 1,366thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,098thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,847thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,377thMost Influential: 4,576thMost Avoided: 4,587thLargest Retail Industry: 4,864thMost Efficient Economies: 5,423rdMost Armed: 5,716thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,985thLargest Black Market: 6,068thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,155thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,007thHighest Average Incomes: 8,314thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,415thMost Secular: 9,540thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,176thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,222ndLargest Governments: 10,791stTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 12,327thHighest Economic Output: 13,654thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,924thMost Developed: 15,659thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,012thFattest Citizens: 16,338thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,091stSmartest Citizens: 17,993rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,445thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21,581stMost Advanced Public Education: 21,705th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionMost Secular: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 26th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 27th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 28th in the region

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