The All Inclusive Love and Pride of Jehenna is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Princess Llewellyn with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.187 billion Queens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neighbourhood. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Queer economy, worth a remarkable 8,445 trillion Hugs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 640,440 Hugs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Princess Llewellyn, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, atheists on vacation find Unitarian Universalism's scriptures make useful doorstops, and Queens believe manners maketh the leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Jehenna's national animal is the Winged Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Unitarian Universalism.

Jehenna is ranked 2,914^th in the world and 63^rd in the South Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,522.76 on the Clooney Contribution Index.