Population | 9.32 billion |
Capital | Hamilton District |
Leader | President Ottavio Sabini |
Faith | none |
Currency | Terventian dollar |
Animal | gray wolf |
The Federal Republic of Javatelania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Ottavio Sabini with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.32 billion Terventians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hamilton District. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Terventian economy, worth a remarkable 2,925 trillion Terventian dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 313,926 Terventian dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,905,777 per year while the poor average 23,010, a ratio of 82.8 to 1.
Officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, being President Ottavio Sabini has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, and motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Javatelania's national animal is the gray wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none.
Javatelania is ranked 3,029th in the world and 2nd in Enowiden for Most Patriotic, with 87.71 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Javatelania, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
- : Javatelania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes and Highest Wealthy Incomes and the Top 5% for Most Inclusive, Most Advanced Public Education, and Most Developed.
- : Following new legislation in Javatelania, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
- : Following new legislation in Javatelania, being President Ottavio Sabini has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs.
- : Following new legislation in Javatelania, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists.
- : Javatelania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Javatelania's influence in Enowiden fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
- : Javatelania's influence in Enowiden rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
- : Following new legislation in Javatelania, claims adjusters are uselessly vague.
- : Following new legislation in Javatelania, Hamilton District's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.