Population | 9.086 billion |
Capital | Hamilton District |
Leader | President Ottavio Sabini |
Faith | none |
Currency | Terventian dollar |
Animal | gray wolf |
The Federal Republic of Javatelania is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Ottavio Sabini with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.086 billion Terventians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hamilton District. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Terventian economy, worth a remarkable 2,852 trillion Terventian dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 313,961 Terventian dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,905,989 per year while the poor average 23,013, a ratio of 82.8 to 1.
Grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts, Hamilton District's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, and claims adjusters are uselessly vague. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Javatelania's national animal is the gray wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none.
Javatelania is ranked 66,543rd in the world and 5th in Enowiden for Most Stationary, with 723.26309266688 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Javatelania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Javatelania's influence in Enowiden fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
- : Javatelania's influence in Enowiden rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
- : Following new legislation in Javatelania, claims adjusters are uselessly vague.
- : Following new legislation in Javatelania, Hamilton District's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.
- : Javatelania's influence in Enowiden fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
- : Javatelania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Javatelania's influence in Enowiden rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
- : Following new legislation in Javatelania, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts.
- : Javatelania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens.