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Libertas, opus, unitas
Rudest Citizens: 458thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 769thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,123rd
The Federal Republic of
Corporate Bordello
Influence
Dealmaker
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Javatelania

Population9.086 billion

CapitalHamilton District
LeaderPresident Ottavio Sabini
Faithnone

CurrencyTerventian dollar
Animalgray wolf

The Federal Republic of Javatelania is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Ottavio Sabini with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.086 billion Terventians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hamilton District. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Terventian economy, worth a remarkable 2,852 trillion Terventian dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 313,961 Terventian dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,905,989 per year while the poor average 23,013, a ratio of 82.8 to 1.

Grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts, Hamilton District's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, and claims adjusters are uselessly vague. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Javatelania's national animal is the gray wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none.

Javatelania is ranked 66,543rd in the world and 5th in Enowiden for Most Stationary, with 723.26309266688 days.

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Rudest Citizens: 458thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 769thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,123rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,250thLargest Retail Industry: 1,387thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,455thMost Armed: 2,123rdMost Cultured: 2,193rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,504thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,640thMost Patriotic: 2,882ndTop
5%
Highest Food Quality: 2,994thSmartest Citizens: 3,034thMost Developed: 3,289thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,314thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,521stLargest Governments: 3,639thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,889thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,021stHealthiest Citizens: 5,401stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,951stLongest Average Lifespans: 6,228thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,524thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,565thMost Inclusive: 6,953rdLowest Crime Rates: 7,070thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,683rdHighest Economic Output: 7,796thSafest: 7,927thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,199thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,903rdNicest Citizens: 10,056thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,241stMost Advanced Public Education: 10,894thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,611thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,662ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,145thTop
10%
Largest Welfare Programs: 15,301stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,134thMost Devout: 19,311thMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,258thLargest Mining Sector: 25,348thMost Pro-Market: 25,428thHighest Average Tax Rates: 25,494thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 26,012thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27,141st
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5%
Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionTop
10%
Most Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Javatelania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Javatelania's influence in Enowiden fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Javatelania's influence in Enowiden rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
  • : Following new legislation in Javatelania, claims adjusters are uselessly vague.
  • : Following new legislation in Javatelania, Hamilton District's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.
  • : Javatelania's influence in Enowiden fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Javatelania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Javatelania's influence in Enowiden rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
  • : Following new legislation in Javatelania, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts.
  • : Javatelania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens.

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