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i will never visit a web page Jacob
Highest Drug Use: 146thLargest Welfare Programs: 722ndMost Inclusive: 1,420th
The Website Nation of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Influence
Dealmaker
Jacob
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Jacobs

Population4.073 billion

CapitalJacobston
LeaderJacob

Currencydoubloon
Animalfossa

The Website Nation of Jacobs is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Jacob with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 4.073 billion Jacobsians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jacobston. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Jacobsian economy, worth 804 trillion doubloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 197,408 doubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, dandruff and athlete's foot are seen as signs of physical beauty, newspapers and TV broadcasters are given a list of 'acceptable words', and no one is worried about government policies any more. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Jacobs's national animal is the fossa, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jacobs is ranked 285,757th in the world and 6th in Jacobs for Most Patriotic, with 0.19 flags saluted per person per day.

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Highest Drug Use: 146thLargest Welfare Programs: 722ndMost Inclusive: 1,420thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,453rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,610thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,684thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,716thNicest Citizens: 1,891stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,989thHighest Crime Rates: 2,203rdHighest Food Quality: 2,837thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 3,166thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,667thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,794thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,189thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,343rdLargest Governments: 4,447thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,855thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,981stMost Cultured: 5,279thBest Weather: 5,297thRudest Citizens: 6,424thMost Pacifist: 6,612thMost Efficient Economies: 7,981stHighest Average Incomes: 10,668thMost Developed: 11,056thLargest Black Market: 11,160thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,435thLargest Retail Industry: 13,369thTop
10%
Most Armed: 17,061stSmartest Citizens: 18,441stLongest Average Lifespans: 18,705thNudest: 18,988thMost Income Equality: 21,213thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25,212thMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,664thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,828th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jacobs, no one is worried about government policies any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Jacobs, newspapers and TV broadcasters are given a list of 'acceptable words'.
  • : Following new legislation in Jacobs, dandruff and athlete's foot are seen as signs of physical beauty.
  • : Following new legislation in Jacobs, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
  • : Following new legislation in Jacobs, the only movement outdoors is of ramen-delivery drones.
  • : Following new legislation in Jacobs, cigarettes are dead-cheap.
  • : Following new legislation in Jacobs, calling dibs is an unalienable right.
  • : Following new legislation in Jacobs, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Jacobs, the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics.
  • : Following new legislation in Jacobs, in a baffling press conference Jacob proudly dismantled a broken door.

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