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i will never visit a web page Jacob
Highest Drug Use: 145thLargest Welfare Programs: 802ndMost Inclusive: 1,496th
The Website Nation of
Left-wing Utopia
Influence
Dealmaker
Jacob
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Jacobs

Population3.841 billion

CapitalJacobston
LeaderJacob

Currencydoubloon
Animalfossa

The Website Nation of Jacobs is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jacob with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 3.841 billion Jacobsians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jacobston. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Jacobsian economy, worth 745 trillion doubloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 194,191 doubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Jacobston for fear of causing a fuss, the official Jacobsian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, refugees from other nations are flocking to Jacobs's border, and the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Jacobs's national animal is the fossa, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jacobs is ranked 154,261st in the world and 1st in Jacobs for Most Stationary, with 146.7908088316 days.

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Highest Drug Use: 145thLargest Welfare Programs: 802ndMost Inclusive: 1,496thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,592ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,773rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,779thNicest Citizens: 1,961stMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,019thHighest Crime Rates: 2,023rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,095thHighest Food Quality: 2,884thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,171stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,426thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,695thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,773rdLargest Governments: 4,752ndMost Beautiful Environments: 4,931stBest Weather: 5,063rdHighest Poor Incomes: 5,113thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,297thMost Cultured: 5,441stMost Pacifist: 7,243rdMost Efficient Economies: 8,192ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,391stHighest Average Incomes: 11,009thLargest Black Market: 11,222ndMost Developed: 11,636thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,354thLargest Retail Industry: 14,368thTop
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Most Armed: 14,982ndNudest: 16,098thSmartest Citizens: 17,052ndLongest Average Lifespans: 17,745thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 21,169thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26,044thLargest Information Technology Sector: 26,046thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 26,234thMost Scientifically Advanced: 26,331stMost Politically Free: 27,998th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jacobs, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment.
  • : Following new legislation in Jacobs, refugees from other nations are flocking to Jacobs's border.
  • : Following new legislation in Jacobs, the official Jacobsian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
  • : Following new legislation in Jacobs, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Jacobston for fear of causing a fuss.
  • : Following new legislation in Jacobs, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
  • : Following new legislation in Jacobs, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Jacobs Blood Tithe.
  • : Following new legislation in Jacobs, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Jacobs, the World Website Nation Games have been won again by Jacobs as no other country cares enough to compete.
  • : Following new legislation in Jacobs, the parliament building has installed a revolving door.
  • : Following new legislation in Jacobs, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park.

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