The Commonwealth of SirSamcelot is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 507 million SirSamcelotians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moria. The average income tax rate is 20.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving SirSamcelotian economy, worth 38.2 trillion $ams a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,256 $ams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation was recently voted as the most stylish in military state of Deren, the only thing slower than the economy is the exchange where it's managed, welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got, and victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. SirSamcelot's national animal is the Raven, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

SirSamcelot is ranked 230,716^th in the world and 43^rd in military state of Deren for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 14.83 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.