The Federation of Of the european socialist republics is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dromer with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.695 billion Europans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Europolis. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient european economy, worth a remarkable 1,164 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 204,480 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, 'Totally Not Partisan News' is a line item on the government budget, and fur coats have become the latest fashion trend. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Of the european socialist republics's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Toveranitisem.

Of the european socialist republics is ranked 285,218^th in the world and 5,207^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.35 flags saluted per person per day.