Population | 472 million |
Capital | The Grand Port of Prelog |
Currency | medjimurian kuna |
Animal | potato of Belica |
The Most Serene Republic of Medjimurje is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, flagrant waste-dumping, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 472 million Medjimurians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Grand Port of Prelog. The average income tax rate is 35.7%.
The all-consuming Medjimurjean economy, worth 47.1 trillion medjimurian kunas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,858 medjimurian kunas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.
Nearsighted shoppers looking for probiotics end up purchasing a lot of prophylactics, grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them, and sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Medjimurje's national animal is the potato of Belica, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Medjimurje is ranked 39,073rd in the world and 645th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 32.79 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Medjimurje, sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street.
- : Following new legislation in Medjimurje, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them.
- : Following new legislation in Medjimurje, grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths.
- : Following new legislation in Medjimurje, nearsighted shoppers looking for probiotics end up purchasing a lot of prophylactics.
- : Following new legislation in Medjimurje, slaves who produce weapons are given free samples.
- : Medjimurje was endorsed by The Allied States of The Lombard League.
- : Following new legislation in Medjimurje, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside.
- : Following new legislation in Medjimurje, undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected.
- : Medjimurje was endorsed by The Shadowy Empress of Farengeto.
- : Following new legislation in Medjimurje, being Leader has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 48 » Ebonhand, Drystar, Great Scapula, Slavic Prussia, Asarana, Tepertopia, Greater Fennovia, Blipp, Curlyhoward, Land Without Shrimp, Genoxelande, Differences-In-Differences, Amerikanisches Imperium, ANuadh, Volaworand, HawkoFon, Eleuthelrium, Bawkie, Arscanesia, Nowa Europa, Eastern Juble Lux, Goldnation, America Gone Wrong, Sporaltryus, Amerion, Aidenfieeld, Belschaft, Lans Isles, Wehraboos, Anarco Argentina, Lilli Lands, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Great Lothian, SharttingToepia, Hacrela, Meglomania, Chernaya Zvezda, Farelonia, 7 Trees, Springwalla, Corthsri, Janoi Donacen, Ever Testing, Legion Of The Moon, BEEstreetz, Albend, Farengeto, and The Lombard League.