Population | 14.075 billion |
Capital | Capitol |
Leader | Leader |
Faith | Otakuism |
Currency | Sterling |
Animal | Fochs |
The Republic of Hurtgenwald is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 14.075 billion Waldians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capitol. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Waldian economy, worth a remarkable 1,635 trillion Sterlings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 116,230 Sterlings, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.
Most people learn to drive on crash courses, students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, and the children of Hurtgenwald are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hurtgenwald's national animal is the Fochs, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Otakuism.
Hurtgenwald is ranked 55,928th in the world and 6th in Tsumonrin for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,516.65 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Hurtgenwald, the children of Hurtgenwald are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
- : Following new legislation in Hurtgenwald, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity.
- : Following new legislation in Hurtgenwald, students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic.
- : Following new legislation in Hurtgenwald, most people learn to drive on crash courses.
- : Following new legislation in Hurtgenwald, politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad.
- : Hurtgenwald was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Following new legislation in Hurtgenwald, only persecuted professionals need apply for asylum.
- : Following new legislation in Hurtgenwald, the nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque.
- : Following new legislation in Hurtgenwald, hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success.
- : Following new legislation in Hurtgenwald, families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs.