The Femoral Republic of New Legland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Legolas Legrande with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.351 billion Legs hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pierna. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Leggish economy, worth a remarkable 2,809 trillion shoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 183,000 shoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, posters on 'Leggish Values' advise against being proud of New Legland, and tuxedo rental companies are inexplicably going out of business. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Legland's national animal is the millipede, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mobility.

New Legland is ranked 226,565^th in the world and 10^th in Force for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -4.73 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.