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Wolf-time, wind-time, axe-time, sword-time High King Asbrand the Yellow
Most Primitive: 362ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 776thMost Devout: 2,974th
The Dominion of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Heillblod

Population1.124 billion

CapitalAgeatiboer
LeaderHigh King Asbrand the Yellow
FaithThe Old Gods

CurrencyPenningr
AnimalWolf

The Dominion of Heillblod is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by High King Asbrand the Yellow with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, frequent executions, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.124 billion Heillblodians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ageatiboer. The average income tax rate is 88.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Heillblodian economy, worth 45.5 trillion Penningrs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 40,453 Penningrs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Historical fiction has been banned, new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker, High King Asbrand the Yellow has just been declared ruler of Heillblod in an international press conference, and The Old Gods has been named as Heillblod's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heillblod's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Old Gods.

Heillblod is ranked 155,410th in the world and 60th in Nazi Europa for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -1.67 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Primitive: 362ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 776thTop
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Most Devout: 2,974thMost Authoritarian: 5,465thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,188thTop
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Best Weather: 10,485thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,029thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,822ndLargest Welfare Programs: 14,815thMost Conservative: 15,723rdMost Extreme: 17,486thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,494thMost Cultured: 18,173rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,257thLowest Crime Rates: 18,832ndMost Corrupt Governments: 18,889th
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Most Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Heillblod changed its national faith to "The Old Gods".
  • : Following new legislation in Heillblod, The Old Gods has been named as Heillblod's national religion.
  • : Heillblod's influence in Nazi Europa rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Heillblod changed its national leader to "High King Asbrand the Yellow".
  • : Following new legislation in Heillblod, High King Asbrand the Yellow has just been declared ruler of Heillblod in an international press conference.
  • : Following new legislation in Heillblod, new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker.
  • : Heillblod was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Heillblod was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Heillblod was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Heillblod was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather and the Top 10% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.

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