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Insufficient experience to get experience Viceroy
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 16thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20thMost Efficient Economies: 37th
The Incorporated Entity of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Harmonious Paperclips

Population29.22 billion

CapitalCubiclelyse City
LeaderViceroy

CurrencyBzyte
AnimalWestern scrub jay

The Incorporated Entity of Harmonious Paperclips is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Viceroy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 29.22 billion Harpapzens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cubiclelyse City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Harmonious Paperclipsian economy, worth an astonishing 21,820 trillion Bzytes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 746,758 Bzytes, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

International tensions are high as Harmonious Paperclips threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, and drunk drivers are sentenced to death. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Harmonious Paperclips's national animal is the Western scrub jay, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Harmonious Paperclips is ranked 4,133rd in the world and 91st in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 16,250.54 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 16thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20thMost Efficient Economies: 37thLargest Information Technology Sector: 62ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 65thLargest Black Market: 71stHighest Average Incomes: 75thLargest Agricultural Sector: 81stMost Secular: 96thHighest Economic Output: 102ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 108thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 124thMost Developed: 128thLowest Crime Rates: 131stLongest Average Lifespans: 142ndMost Subsidized Industry: 173rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 182ndHealthiest Citizens: 197thMost Corrupt Governments: 209thMost Scientifically Advanced: 319thSmartest Citizens: 561stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 637thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 764thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 770thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 870thHighest Poor Incomes: 922ndLargest Governments: 1,003rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,051stLargest Retail Industry: 1,240thLargest Mining Sector: 1,383rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,397thMost Stationary: 2,023rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,085thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,648thMost Patriotic: 2,727thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 4,133rdLargest Populations: 4,712thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,483rdLargest Publishing Industry: 5,712thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,955thRudest Citizens: 8,851stLargest Insurance Industry: 9,642ndMost Influential: 12,954thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 19,673rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,552ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,491st
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 17th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 21st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 33rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 35th in the regionMost Stationary: 37th in the regionLargest Populations: 40th in the regionMost Patriotic: 47th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 49th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 91st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 93rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 113th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 138th in the regionRudest Citizens: 197th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 212th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 455th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 536th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Harmonious Paperclips, drunk drivers are sentenced to death.
  • : Following new legislation in Harmonious Paperclips, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • : Following new legislation in Harmonious Paperclips, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists.
  • : Following new legislation in Harmonious Paperclips, international tensions are high as Harmonious Paperclips threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Harmonious Paperclips, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
  • : Following new legislation in Harmonious Paperclips, swarms of present-laden delivery drones blot out the sun before major holidays.
  • : Following new legislation in Harmonious Paperclips, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • : Following new legislation in Harmonious Paperclips, short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants.
  • : Following new legislation in Harmonious Paperclips, home renovation shows are increasingly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Harmonious Paperclips, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters.

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