The Classy Realm of Half-Milers is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Warren Douglas with a fair hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 35.018 billion Half-Milersians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Half-Milersian economy, worth an astonishing 16,029 trillion Eleanors a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 457,756 Eleanors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Therapists can always squeeze in another house-call, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, sleeping on the job is recommended, and religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention. Crime is totally unknown. Half-Milers's national animal is the Archie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Half-Milers is ranked 1,263^rd in the world and 12^th in Wysteria for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 932.39 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.