The Free Land of Gypsy Lovers is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.912 billion Gypsy Loversians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The strong Gypsy Loversian economy, worth 352 trillion baht a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 39,497 baht, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 254,564 per year while the poor average 2,475, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Gypsy Lovers's national animal is the horse, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Gypsy Lovers is ranked 215,624^th in the world and 47^th in Gypsy Lands for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -3.46 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.