Time to get Super Serious. Don't fail me now, brain! Grand Emperor and CEO Pong Lenis III
Most Armed: 547th Fattest Citizens: 666th Largest Retail Industry: 736th
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Grimsby town

Population2.213 billion

LeaderGrand Emperor and CEO Pong Lenis III
FaithReady Steady Cook


The Final Battle of Grimsby town is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Grand Emperor and CEO Pong Lenis III with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.213 billion Grimsby townians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of England. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Grimsby townian economy, worth 499 trillion Bins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 225,749 Bins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,127,062 per year while the poor average 25,457, a ratio of 44.3 to 1.

Woodcutter axes are cited as the most common cause of death amongst Superbugs, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Grimsby townian language, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Grimsby town's national animal is the Superbug, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ready Steady Cook.

Grimsby town is ranked 169,199th in the world and 7,611th in the South Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -26.65 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

Most Armed: 547thFattest Citizens: 666thLargest Retail Industry: 736thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 924thHighest Crime Rates: 932ndLargest Gambling Industry: 992ndMost Avoided: 997thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,066thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,100thMost Secular: 1,146thRudest Citizens: 1,242ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,364thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,815thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,963rdMost Corrupt Governments: 2,279thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,302ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,546thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,685thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,698thHighest Average Incomes: 3,871stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,919thLargest Mining Sector: 4,282ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,676thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,475thMost Influential: 5,489thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,771stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,886thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,523rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,455thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,558thMost Efficient Economies: 10,097thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,828thHighest Drug Use: 12,293rdMost Pro-Market: 14,240thLargest Insurance Industry: 15,802nd
Most Armed: 14th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19th in the regionFattest Citizens: 19th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 22nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 22nd in the regionMost Avoided: 22nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 25th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 28th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 36th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 40th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 43rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 43rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 44th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 48th in the regionMost Secular: 48th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 51st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 72nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 72nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 93rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 101st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 102nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 141st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 152nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 230th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 250th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 250th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 268th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 309th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 317th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 428th in the regionLargest Black Market: 444th in the regionMost Influential: 457th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 475th in the regionLargest Governments: 508th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 528th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 637th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 675th in the region

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