Population | 4.758 billion |
Capital | Tirana |
Leader | Edi Rama |
Currency | Albanian lek |
Animal | Golden Eagle |
The Federal Republic of Greater Albaina is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Edi Rama with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 4.758 billion Greater Albainans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tirana. The average income tax rate is 29.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Greater Albainan economy, worth 920 trillion Albanian leks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 193,380 Albanian leks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, Edi Rama can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine, and residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes. Crime is totally unknown. Greater Albaina's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Greater Albaina is ranked 31,153rd in the world and 171st in Europe for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 267,850 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Greater Albaina, residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes.
- : Following new legislation in
Greater Albaina, Edi Rama can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine.
- : Following new legislation in
Greater Albaina, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights.
- : Following new legislation in
Greater Albaina, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
- : Following new legislation in
Greater Albaina, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.
- : Following new legislation in
Greater Albaina, autopsies often involve only cursory examination.
- : Following new legislation in
Greater Albaina, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
- : Following new legislation in
Greater Albaina, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state.
- : Following new legislation in
Greater Albaina, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams.
- : Following new legislation in
Greater Albaina, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 92 » Elisabethshagen,
Invernessia,
Savinecross,
Someseni,
GanymedEuropa,
Regnum Italiae,
Northern German Federation,
Ausvelt,
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Slavonia and Srijem,
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Ostermarch,
The Champions League,
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Thracia Republic,
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Grodisze,
Leszno,
Galway-Dublin,
North of Americas,
Socialist Balkans,
The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth,
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Germany Third Reich,
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Weltbeherrschung,
Dark Matter,
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Thracia and Crimea,
Destyntine,
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Walfo,
Lovisa,
Dauershire,
Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire,
Jim the Baptist,
Nea Europa,
The Seven Provinces,
An Clar,
Abject Ludicrosity,
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Sloburg, and 42 others.
Wombelland,
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Outer Sparta,
Sienkahn,
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The Reunited Yugoslavs,
Prussian-Union,
Seims,
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Wessex and Cornwall,
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The States of Texas and Arkansas,
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Old World Order,
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The Mongol Plain,
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Imperium Anglorum,
The New Mexican Confederation,
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The Young Ur,
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Kyrica,
Uzbek Khan,
Valtrona,
Great Hanover,
Vostokian Union,
Eco-Paris Reformation,
IllyrianAlbania,
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Mynox,
Othenhiem, and
Continental Social Democrats.