The Federal Republic of Greater Albaina is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Edi Rama with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 4.758 billion Greater Albainans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tirana. The average income tax rate is 29.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Greater Albainan economy, worth 920 trillion Albanian leks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 193,380 Albanian leks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, Edi Rama can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine, and residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes. Crime is totally unknown. Greater Albaina's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Greater Albaina is ranked 31,153^rd in the world and 171^st in Europe for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 267,850 Standard Monetary Units.