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You, Albania, give me honor, give me the name Albanian)
Most Influential: 844thRudest Citizens: 1,156thLargest Retail Industry: 2,179th
The Federal Republic of
Left-Leaning College State
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Greater Albaina

Population4.758 billion

CapitalTirana
LeaderEdi Rama

CurrencyAlbanian lek
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Federal Republic of Greater Albaina is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Edi Rama with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 4.758 billion Greater Albainans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tirana. The average income tax rate is 29.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Greater Albainan economy, worth 920 trillion Albanian leks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 193,380 Albanian leks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, Edi Rama can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine, and residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes. Crime is totally unknown. Greater Albaina's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Greater Albaina is ranked 31,153rd in the world and 171st in Europe for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 267,850 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Influential: 844thRudest Citizens: 1,156thLargest Retail Industry: 2,179thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,464thMost Cultured: 3,271stHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,430thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,742ndMost Rebellious Youth: 4,754thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,369thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,512thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,678thSmartest Citizens: 6,974thMost Developed: 6,984thHighest Average Incomes: 7,339thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,509thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,484thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,899thMost Efficient Economies: 11,249thMost Devout: 11,491stLargest Publishing Industry: 11,769thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,684thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,953rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,013thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,826thLargest Governments: 17,669thHealthiest Citizens: 18,954thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,101stHighest Economic Output: 20,147thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 22,904thNicest Citizens: 23,235th
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Rudest Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 23rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 24th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 37th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 60th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 61st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 64th in the regionMost Cultured: 65th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 73rd in the regionMost Devout: 85th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 91st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 95th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 103rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 104th in the regionNudest: 118th in the regionMost Influential: 120th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Greater Albaina, residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Albaina, Edi Rama can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Albaina, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Albaina, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Albaina, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Albaina, autopsies often involve only cursory examination.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Albaina, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Albaina, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Albaina, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Albaina, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list.

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