The Federal Republic of Greater Albaina is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Edi Rama with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 3.117 billion Greater Albainans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tirana. The average income tax rate is 34.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Greater Albainan economy, worth 504 trillion Albanian leks a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 161,803 Albanian leks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived, and restaurant owners fear visits from government officials more than the actual food critics. Crime is totally unknown. Greater Albaina's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Greater Albaina is ranked 34,824^th in the world and 261^st in Europe for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 4,538.66 on the Hickory Productivity Index.