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You, Albania, give me honor, give me the name Albanian)
Most Influential: 1,531stRudest Citizens: 2,002ndLargest Retail Industry: 2,131st
The Federal Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Greater Albaina

Population3.117 billion

CapitalTirana
LeaderEdi Rama

CurrencyAlbanian lek
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Federal Republic of Greater Albaina is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Edi Rama with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 3.117 billion Greater Albainans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tirana. The average income tax rate is 34.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Greater Albainan economy, worth 504 trillion Albanian leks a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 161,803 Albanian leks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived, and restaurant owners fear visits from government officials more than the actual food critics. Crime is totally unknown. Greater Albaina's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Greater Albaina is ranked 34,824th in the world and 261st in Europe for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 4,538.66 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Influential: 1,531stRudest Citizens: 2,002ndTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 2,131stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,928thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,004thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,162ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,379thMost Cultured: 4,915thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,759thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,628thMost Developed: 7,987thNicest Citizens: 9,705thSmartest Citizens: 9,806thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 11,060thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,027thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,422ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,763rdMost Efficient Economies: 13,496thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,086thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,274thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,729thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,777thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,990thLargest Governments: 19,665thMost Inclusive: 20,224th
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Rudest Citizens: 33rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 33rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 38th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 41st in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 72nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 80th in the regionMost Cultured: 89th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 91st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Greater Albaina, restaurant owners fear visits from government officials more than the actual food critics.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Albaina, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Albaina, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Albaina, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
  • : Greater Albaina was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Albaina, Edi Rama's Twitcher account is typically used to share Golden Eagle memes rather than government policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Albaina, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Albaina, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Albaina, statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Albaina, there's more vermin than ever on the metro.

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