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In Cane we Trust.
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,460thMost Influential: 6,026thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,422nd
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Great Cane

Population609 million

CapitalBourge

CurrencyCane Coin
AnimalGold Eagle

The Empire of Great Cane is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 609 million Canish are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bourge. The average income tax rate is 40.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Canish economy, worth 68.8 trillion Cane Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,963 Cane Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, and there's a big brother in every prison. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Cane's national animal is the Gold Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Great Cane is ranked 42,747th in the world and 499th in Europe for Largest Governments, scoring 19.44 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,460thMost Influential: 6,026thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 14,422ndMost Developed: 15,627thHealthiest Citizens: 16,374thHighest Disposable Incomes: 17,343rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,424thMost Efficient Economies: 22,009thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,360thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 22,464thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22,532ndBest Weather: 23,217thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,530th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Great Cane, there's a big brother in every prison.
  • : Following new legislation in Great Cane, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • : Following new legislation in Great Cane, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.
  • : Following new legislation in Great Cane, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas.
  • : Following new legislation in Great Cane, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Great Cane, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
  • : Great Cane was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of The Axis of Death.
  • : Great Cane was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations and Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Great Cane altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Great Cane, army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers.

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