The Community of Gordon Campbell is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its restrictive gun laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working population of 15.884 billion Gordon Campbellians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.2%.

The very strong Gordon Campbellian economy, worth 817 trillion betales a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 51,486 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 225,128 per year while the poor average 7,428, a ratio of 30.3 to 1.

Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Gordon Campbell's national animal is the deer.

Gordon Campbell is ranked 246,919^th in the world and 4^th in North Columbia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 52.96 law-abiding acts per hour.