The Rosy Red Republics of Gloucester City is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Jon Bon Jovi with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.159 billion Lemons are pretty cooooooooooo0000000ooooool are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chite City. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Gloucesterianbsandodncidowpwodocj jroqpa economy, worth a remarkable 1,085 trillion Pokatioa Chite Rubles a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 210,410 Pokatioa Chite Rubles, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Ill and injured visitors in Gloucester City have to walk it off until they return home, prison libraries are being replaced with interrogation chambers, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, and police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gloucester City's national animal is the Arabian Oryx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is イスラム教の神.

Gloucester City is ranked 342^nd in the world and 1^st in Carcassonne for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 24,318.13 on the Gilded Widget Scale.