Population | 12.312 billion |
Capital | Casaroja |
Leader | President |
Faith | Sunni Islam |
Currency | Peso |
Animal | Squirrel |
The Federal Republic of Dioswania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, avowedly heterosexual populace, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 12.312 billion Dioswanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Casaroja. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Dioswanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,495 trillion Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Tourism, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 202,671 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, the fattest folk in Dioswania look to be the happiest ones, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers, and motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dioswania's national animal is the Squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sunni Islam.
Dioswania is ranked 17,796th in the world and 345th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 50.09 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Dioswania was endorsed by The Allied States of The Lombard League.
- : Dioswania was endorsed by The Empire of Legion Of The Moon.
- : Dioswania was endorsed by The Protectorate of New Maxta.
- : Dioswania was endorsed by The People's Republic of 1 000 000 000.
- : Dioswania was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Corthsri.
- : Dioswania was endorsed by The Finnish Nation of Hazahmkong.
- : Dioswania was endorsed by The Allied States of Janoi Donacen.
- : Dioswania was endorsed by The Empire of Meglomania.
- : Following new legislation in Dioswania, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
- : Following new legislation in Dioswania, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 111 » Chernaya Zvezda, Bleakfoot, Nowa Europa, Bawkie, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, Saciu, Arscanesia, Ebonhand, Beblahbleblo, Kringalia, Tepertopia, Great Lothian, Altnavia, Aidenfieeld, Farengeto, PenguinPies, The Worst army of, Tsunamy, Holy Free, Goldnation, Sgaana, ARIAPOLIS01, Valles Stellarum, Estival, Amerion, Sporaltryus, West Pastafaria, Galactya, Abarri, Khnomania, America Gone Wrong, North Pernambuco, Curlyhoward, Calistan, Pepoland, The Haughtherlands, Kazhinskia, The Free Falklands, Dhemixia, Ever Testing, Yugarritia, Hacrela, Rebel-topia, Alvira, Cerespasia, Empire of Pekoland, Venezia Pacifica, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Gonthavnor, and 61 others.Tanyaland, Bohenia, Asarana, Morian, Kaoia, Doundaly, Belschaft, Blipp, Phyakaran, Teasonda, Drystar, Moreana, Emagination, Hadrex, Eritria, ANuadh, Auviantan Outh Islands, Koros, Krauanagaz, East Endia, Lowelian, Differences-In-Differences, Petea, Volaworand, Detroxia, Eastern Doncaster, Springwalla, Marnrio, HawkoFon, The Weirdo, Aodhan, Xanistan, Lans Isles, Marre, Lupusterra, Nakayo, Pepperton, BEEstreetz, Philippinessss, Eastern Juble Lux, Anarco Argentina, Canamerico and Greenland, Geneek, Genoxelande, Stelmund, Qadiworka, Greater Fennovia, Albend, Great Scapula, 7 Trees, Eastern Bahia, Megistos, SharttingToepia, Amerikanisches Imperium, Meglomania, Janoi Donacen, Hazahmkong, Corthsri, New Maxta, Legion Of The Moon, and The Lombard League.