The Hen Snuggler of Frank Perdue is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-working population of 41.559 billion Frank Perdueans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government prioritizes Welfare, although Industry is also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.7%.

The thriving Frank Perduean economy, worth a remarkable 1,531 trillion white meats a year, is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is 36,862 white meats, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Frank Perdue's national animal is the dark meat.

Frank Perdue is ranked 258,104^th in the world and 1^st in Something for Lowest Crime Rates, with 47.31 law-abiding acts per hour.