Population | 7.555 billion |
Capital | Yggdrasil |
Leader | Ringa Beetles |
Faith | Athyism |
Currency | Golden Yggdrasil Leaf |
Animal | Leprechaun |
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Fertility beetles is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ringa Beetles with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, compulsory vegetarianism, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.555 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Fyrtilian economy, worth a remarkable 2,009 trillion Golden Yggdrasil Leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 266,018 Golden Yggdrasil Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The comic book series 'Ringa Beetles and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, a popular phrase is "eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we eat, drink and be merry some more", there is a growing belief that mothers love their children more than fathers, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fertility beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.
Fertility beetles is ranked 1,286th in the world and 21st in World of Beetles for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 23,931.9 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Fertility beetles, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
- : Following new legislation in Fertility beetles, there is a growing belief that mothers love their children more than fathers.
- : Following new legislation in Fertility beetles, a popular phrase is "eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we eat, drink and be merry some more".
- : Following new legislation in Fertility beetles, the comic book series 'Ringa Beetles and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller.
- : Following new legislation in Fertility beetles, lawmakers frequent the same speakeasies that they've publicly sworn to shut down.
- : Following new legislation in Fertility beetles, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
- : Following new legislation in Fertility beetles, the nation is so apathetic that Beetles can barely find the energy to bring new issues to the government.
- : Following new legislation in Fertility beetles, many citizens refuse to smile lest they reveal their gold fillings.
- : Following new legislation in Fertility beetles, signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Fyrtilian justice.
- : Following new legislation in Fertility beetles, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.