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Lucky Beetles shall rules thy pizza
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 217thMost Compassionate Citizens: 718thMost Pacifist: 790th
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Fertility beetles

Population3.884 billion

CapitalYggdrasil
LeaderSanta Claus
FaithAthyism

CurrencyGolden Candy Cane
AnimalLeprechaun

The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Fertility beetles is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.884 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Fyrtilian economy, worth 770 trillion Golden Candy Canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 198,268 Golden Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, Fertility beetles's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fertility beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

Fertility beetles is ranked 274,563rd in the world and 10th in World of Beetles for Fattest Citizens, with 2.91 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 217thMost Compassionate Citizens: 718thMost Pacifist: 790thSafest: 807thNicest Citizens: 826thLeast Corrupt Governments: 828thMost Inclusive: 933rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,102ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,172ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,579thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,718thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,747thHighest Food Quality: 1,770thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,787thBest Weather: 2,109thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,131stLargest Governments: 2,239thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,401stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,440thHealthiest Citizens: 2,516thMost Developed: 2,605thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,714thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,839thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,949thLowest Crime Rates: 2,989thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,130thMost Secular: 3,163rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,467thMost Cultured: 3,662ndSmartest Citizens: 3,749thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,768thMost Efficient Economies: 3,909thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,077thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,817thHighest Average Incomes: 7,734thMost Income Equality: 7,964thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,225thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,925thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 26,898th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fertility beetles, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive.
  • : Following new legislation in Fertility beetles, Fertility beetles's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Fertility beetles, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.
  • : Following new legislation in Fertility beetles, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
  • : Following new legislation in Fertility beetles, the new coalition government is so large nobody knows where it begins.
  • : Following new legislation in Fertility beetles, to say that military robots are inclined towards violence is offensive.
  • : Following new legislation in Fertility beetles, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
  • : Following new legislation in Fertility beetles, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear.
  • : Following new legislation in Fertility beetles, getting a blood transfusion from a Beetle entitles a foreigner to citizenship.
  • : Following new legislation in Fertility beetles, pregnant women get a lot of evil glares from fellow passengers when leaving the country.

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