The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Fertility beetles is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Ringa Beetles with a fair hand, and remarkable for its lack of airports, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.555 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Fyrtilian economy, worth a remarkable 2,009 trillion Golden Yggdrasil Leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 266,018 Golden Yggdrasil Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The comic book series 'Ringa Beetles and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, a popular phrase is "eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we eat, drink and be merry some more", there is a growing belief that mothers love their children more than fathers, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fertility beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

Fertility beetles is ranked 1,286^th in the world and 21^st in World of Beetles for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 23,931.9 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.