The Empire of Kaotics is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kodi Izanadi with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.595 billion Lalas enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spyral. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Lalafellian economy, worth 184 trillion gils a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,834 gils, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, labour strikes are routinely squashed by police, patriotic citizens simply tend to applaud rather than sing the nation's praises, and the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaotics's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Four Lords.

Kaotics is ranked 13,319^th in the world and 313^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,786.75 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.