The Free Land of Evaburn is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, digital currency, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.037 billion Evaburnians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 51.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Evaburnian economy, worth 262 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 128,719 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Conspiracy theorists allege Evaburn City's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, the nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, and tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Evaburn's national animal is the Dragon.

Evaburn is ranked 76,830^th in the world and 3,683^rd in the South Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 48.3 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.