The Pretitled of Eternal Dominion is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Pontiff Gene Erikson with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.859 billion Sargassians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kule. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Sargassian economy, worth 609 trillion Dominion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,909 Dominion Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content, the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from Pontiff Gene Erikson's rear echelons, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor, and saying the word 'eggplant' is now a criminal offense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eternal Dominion's national animal is the Chihuahua, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Order of Piety.

Eternal Dominion is ranked 45,805^th in the world and 24^th in Saint Helene for Most Patriotic, with 29.44 flags saluted per person per day.