The Don't ask me to endorse you of Eternal Dominion is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Pontiff Gene Ericson with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.785 billion Sargassians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Torre. The average income tax rate is 63.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Sargassian economy, worth 257 trillion Dominion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,349 Dominion Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Judges are rumored to find in favor of whoever bribes them the most, only rebellious teens who want to look cool and dangerous drink milk in public, onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eternal Dominion's national animal is the Chihuahua, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Order of Piety.

Eternal Dominion is ranked 48,678^th in the world and 2,036^th in The North Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 5.66 bananas ingested per day.