The Dictator Of All Tacos of RealTacoMan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The TacoMan with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, pith helmet sales, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.068 billion タコスs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Biggest Taco Factory. The average income tax rate is 57.4%.

The frighteningly efficient タコスian economy, worth 162 trillion Tacoes a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 152,077 Tacoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers are "encouraged" to advance by armed officers behind them, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, RealTacoMan Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', and the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RealTacoMan's national animal is the Taco, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is TacoManism.

RealTacoMan is ranked 5,744^th in the world and 1^st in RealTacoMan Frontier for Most Patriotic, with 75.54 flags saluted per person per day.