The Republic of Estonia3 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 39.52 billion Estonia3ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 55.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Estonia3ian economy, worth a remarkable 3,619 trillion Eesti Kroons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,584 Eesti Kroons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, and research into 'designer babies' is banned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Estonia3's national animal is the Smoke-Swollow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Estonia3 is ranked 286,223^rd in the world and 6^th in The Backyard of Randvere for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -25.69 on the Clooney Contribution Index.