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Imperium in Imperio
Most Armed: 4,007th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,087th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,094th
The Union of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Essi

Population997 million

CapitalGloria
LeaderPrime Minister Ludovicus Epidius

CurrencyEssian Dollar
AnimalEssian Northern Eagle

The Union of Essi is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Ludovicus Epidius with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 997 million Essins have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gloria. The average income tax rate is 49.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Essian economy, worth 91.2 trillion Essian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 91,465 Essian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster, and elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Essi's national animal is the Essian Northern Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Essi is ranked 56,963rd in the world and 2,164th in The East Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 2,501 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Most Armed: 4,007thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,087thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,094thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,148thLargest Mining Sector: 14,683rdMost Average: 15,355th
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Most Armed: 85th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 177th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 205th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 234th in the regionTop
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Most Average: 388th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 390th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 559th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 560th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Essi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
  • : Essi lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Essi lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Essi lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Essi lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Essi lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Essi, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.
  • : Following new legislation in Essi, "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster.
  • : Following new legislation in Essi, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in Essi, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance".

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