The Native of Empire of Flaemland SDST is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Gold Shinkai with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 14.084 billion Flaemlanders are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anchorage. The average income tax rate is 87.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Flaemlandic economy, worth a remarkable 1,290 trillion Flaests a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 91,639 Flaests, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial, people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, and interest in globalism never flags. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empire of Flaemland SDST's national animal is the Thunder Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Totemism.

Empire of Flaemland SDST is ranked 281,620^th in the world and 54^th in Civiles Conservare for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -12.65 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.