NATION

PASSWORD

Death to Democracy
Most Conservative: 670thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,522ndMost Primitive: 10,275th
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Egalitarian Falkands

Population14 million

Currencysmack
Animalmuskrat

The Dictatorship of Egalitarian Falkands is a tiny, cultured nation, notable for its frequent executions, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 14 million Egalitarian Falkanders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.6%.

The strong Falklandian economy, worth 659 billion smacks a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,140 smacks, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent, maximum security Falklandian subway stations inspire prison systems around the world, police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races, and scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Egalitarian Falkands's national animal is the muskrat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Egalitarian Falkands is ranked 139,897th in the world and 6th in Sainiti for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 616.1 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Most Conservative: 670thTop
5%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,522ndMost Primitive: 10,275thMost Authoritarian: 11,417thTop
10%
Most Devout: 23,540th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Egalitarian Falkands, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Egalitarian Falkands, police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races.
  • : Following new legislation in Egalitarian Falkands, maximum security Falklandian subway stations inspire prison systems around the world.
  • : Following new legislation in Egalitarian Falkands, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent.
  • : Following new legislation in Egalitarian Falkands, foreign militias and child smuggling rings will always love Leader.
  • : Following new legislation in Egalitarian Falkands, angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason.
  • : Following new legislation in Egalitarian Falkands, Leader's new office has a propensity to catch on fire.
  • : Egalitarian Falkands voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Recreational Drugs Compact".
  • : Egalitarian Falkands's influence in Sainiti fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Egalitarian Falkands voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend LadyRebels".

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