The 𝓛𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓽𝓽 of Eestiball is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by bye with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, sprawling nuclear power plants, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.451 billion byes are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of bye. The average income tax rate is 44.9%.

The strong Eestiballian economy, worth 413 trillion byes a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,850 byes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry, claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense, tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian, and diplomacy falls apart when diplomats drink too much. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eestiball's national animal is the bye, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eestiball is ranked 146,881^st in the world and 2^nd in Legion of the Regionless for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 496.77 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.