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PASSWORD

bye
Most Secular: 4,162ndMost Authoritarian: 18,540thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,099th
The 𝓛𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓽𝓽 of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Eminence Grise
Ministry of Misinformation
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Eestiball

Population5.285 billion

Capitalbye
Leaderbye

Currencybye
Animalbye

The 𝓛𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓽𝓽 of Eestiball is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by bye with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory vegetarianism, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.285 billion byes are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of bye. The average income tax rate is 45.1%.

The strong Eestiballian economy, worth 402 trillion byes a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,129 byes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, and banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eestiball's national animal is the bye, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eestiball is ranked 139,804th in the world and 2nd in Legion of the Regionless for Most Stationary, with 210.19724741812 days.

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Most Secular: 4,162ndTop
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Most Authoritarian: 18,540thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,099thMost Beautiful Environments: 23,014thMost Conservative: 23,552ndBest Weather: 25,112th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eestiball, banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse.
  • : Following new legislation in Eestiball, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Eestiball, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches.
  • : Following new legislation in Eestiball, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery.
  • : Following new legislation in Eestiball, health-conscious denizens drink their dogs' water.
  • : Eestiball was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Eestiball, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal.
  • : Following new legislation in Eestiball, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers.
  • : Following new legislation in Eestiball, byes are free from pain - but the side effects include loss of individual thought and freedom.
  • : Following new legislation in Eestiball, citizens must pay to enjoy Eestiball's pristine beaches.

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