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Most Secular: 4,408thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,866thSafest: 11,010th
The 𝓛𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓽𝓽 of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Superpower
Ministry of Logistics
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Eestiball

Population2.699 billion

CapitalTallinn

Currencyeesti
Animalplatypus

The 𝓛𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓽𝓽 of Eestiball is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its public floggings, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.699 billion Eestiballians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tallinn. The average income tax rate is 61.3%.

The Eestiballian economy, worth 121 trillion eestis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,028 eestis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, robotic spouses prove to be just as imperfect as flesh and blood ones, and the Federal Council of Eestiball has been announced as the new Head of State. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eestiball's national animal is the platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Eestiball is ranked 255,116th in the world and 2nd in Legion of the Regionless for Most Cultured, scoring 63 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Pacifist: 16,929thBest Weather: 17,894thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,004thMost Compassionate Citizens: 19,114thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,986thNicest Citizens: 21,443rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,909thMost Inclusive: 26,109thMost Valuable International Artwork: 28,143rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eestiball, the Federal Council of Eestiball has been announced as the new Head of State.
  • : Following new legislation in Eestiball, robotic spouses prove to be just as imperfect as flesh and blood ones.
  • : Following new legislation in Eestiball, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
  • : Following new legislation in Eestiball, credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government.
  • : Following new legislation in Eestiball, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
  • : Eestiball altered its national flag.
  • : Eestiball's influence in Legion of the Regionless rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
  • : Eestiball's influence in Legion of the Regionless rose from "Sprat" to "Power".
  • : Eestiball lodged a message on the Legion of the Regionless Regional Message Board.
  • : Eestiball relocated from Balder to Legion of the Regionless.

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