The State of Edward Turay is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 16.054 billion Edward Turayians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 13.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Edward Turayian economy, worth 599 trillion betales a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,360 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Euthanasia is illegal, nudity is frowned upon, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and all tariffs have been abolished. Crime is well under control. Edward Turay's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Edward Turay is ranked 102,236^th in the world and 5^th in Rio de Janeiro for Safest, scoring 81.43 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.