Population | 20.254 billion |
Capital | Mother Base |
Leader | Big Boss |
Currency | Calorie Mate |
Animal | Snake |
The Outer Heaven of Drexlore is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Big Boss with a fair hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 20.254 billion Drexloreans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mother Base. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Drexlorean economy, worth a remarkable 2,289 trillion Calorie Mates a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 113,051 Calorie Mates, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.
Every week is blindness awareness week, with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof, panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies, and when their backs are against the walls Drexloreans look out for gay men. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drexlore's national animal is the Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Drexlore is ranked 7,860th in the world and 9th in The Black Hawks for Highest Food Quality, scoring 177.08 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Drexlore was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens and Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Drexlore lodged a message on the The Black Hawks Regional Message Board.
- : Drexlore lodged a message on the The Black Hawks Regional Message Board.
- : Drexlore ejected and banned The Empire of Wigger Congo from The Black Hawks.
- : Drexlore was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Drexlore was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork, the Top 5% for Highest Food Quality and Highest Economic Output, and the Top 10% for Most Stationary and Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Drexlore lodged a message on the The Black Hawks Regional Message Board.
- : Drexlore banned Francis iyiu from The Black Hawks.
- : Drexlore suppressed a post on the The Black Hawks Regional Message Board.
- : Drexlore was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.