The Republic of Dovan Con Kabizzores is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.194 billion Dovan Con Kabizzoresians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dovan Con Kabizzoresian economy, worth 420 trillion lire a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,710 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader is spearheading a new fashion trend of wearing swimming goggles and medieval armour, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dovan Con Kabizzores's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dovan Con Kabizzores is ranked 27,841^st in the world and 1,396^th in the South Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 73.18 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.