The Federal Republic of United Galtallicaltopia is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 588 million United Galtallicaltopians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong United Galtallicaltopian economy, worth 38.1 trillion florins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,873 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Code enforcement officers circle wealthy United Galtallicaltopians like vultures, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade, and the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Galtallicaltopia's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

United Galtallicaltopia is ranked 279,522^nd in the world and 5,076^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.55 flags saluted per person per day.