The Queen's State of Does Not Really Matter is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its state-planned economy, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The democratic population of 27.107 billion Does Not Really Matterians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Public Transport, Environment, and Education. The average income tax rate is 52.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Does Not Really Matterian economy, worth 806 trillion betales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 29,763 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and cars are banned. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Does Not Really Matter's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Does Not Really Matter is ranked 167,937^th in the world and 1^st in Kampala for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.46 law-abiding acts per hour.