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Most Devout: 1stMost Primitive: 1stMost Pacifist: 2nd
The Holiest of the Holy Lands of
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Outlawed
Economy
Imploded
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Deep South Borland

Population37.585 billion

CapitalSacrosanct City
LeaderHis Supreme Holy Eminence
FaithThe Truest Fairy Tale Ever Told

CurrencySacrament
AnimalLamb

The Holiest of the Holy Lands of Deep South Borland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by His Supreme Holy Eminence with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, enslaved workforce, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 37.585 billion Deep South Borlandeese are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sacrosanct City. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Deep South Borlandite economy, worth 223 trillion Sacraments a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration. Average income is 5,957 Sacraments, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most pop videos prominently feature the Deep South Borlandite flag, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills, and toast never burns but always has a weird chemical taste. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deep South Borland's national animal is the Lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Truest Fairy Tale Ever Told.

Deep South Borland is ranked 156,261st in the world and 51st in Wysteria for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 173.72 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most Devout: 1stMost Primitive: 1stMost Pacifist: 2ndBest Weather: 2ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4thLowest Crime Rates: 5thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8thMost Ignorant Citizens: 9thNicest Citizens: 28thMost Cultured: 133rdMost Stationary: 335thMost Corrupt Governments: 342ndLargest Populations: 845thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,284thHighest Food Quality: 3,968thMost Conservative: 5,128thMost Influential: 6,312thMost Authoritarian: 8,862ndTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,953rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,176th
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Most Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Deep South Borland, toast never burns but always has a weird chemical taste.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep South Borland, truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep South Borland, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep South Borland, most pop videos prominently feature the Deep South Borlandite flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep South Borland, screenwriters and actors seem to be in short supply these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep South Borland, the nation's athletes must all cross the finish line together while holding hands.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep South Borland, the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing'.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep South Borland, His Supreme Holy Eminence's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep South Borland, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep South Borland, single celebrities have to repeatedly prove their chastity to avoid being married off to infatuated fans.

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