The Endless Wall of Ocean Water of D028 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Brian Wilson with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ritual sacrifices, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 11.547 billion Prudes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salem. The average income tax rate is 67.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Prudish economy, worth a remarkable 1,183 trillion Banks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 102,515 Banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, wildlife parks are packed with poachers yet increasingly devoid of animals, the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across D028, and grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. D028's national animal is the Cheetah, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Quaker.

D028 is ranked 31,871^st in the world and 78^th in Windows for Most Corrupt Governments, with 68.13 kickbacks per hour.