The Republic of Newlandiqois is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 271 million Newlandiqian are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The strong Newlandiqian economy, worth 14.4 trillion Newdollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 53,008 Newdollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Newlandiqois's national animal is the Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Newlandiqois is ranked 247,991^st in the world and 819^th in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 549.83 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.