The Commonwealth of North Chadland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Chad with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 2.907 billion North Chadlandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luxaria. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient North Chadlandian economy, worth 277 trillion Chadacs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,488 Chadacs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, and 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Chadland's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

North Chadland is ranked 151,468^th in the world and 2,741^st in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,147.09 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.