The Commonwealth of Fasire is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by gurlz with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.467 billion Fasireans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fasiropolis. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Fasirean economy, worth 754 trillion pesos a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 72,103 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, and it's been a banner year for local vexillology. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fasire's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fasire is ranked 202,659^th in the world and 3,664^th in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -1.26 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.