The EltiterP of Creckelenney is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by LeaderMan with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 10.887 billion Creckelenneyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ytiC latipaC. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The all-consuming Creckelenneyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,053 trillion Rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 96,784 Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, and reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creckelenney's national animal is the CreckBird, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is DcMonalds.

Creckelenney is ranked 93,854^th in the world and 74^th in Thaecia for Most Corrupt Governments, with 15.29 kickbacks per hour.