The Queendom of Coluperinkera is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.859 billion Coluperinkerans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insancity. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Coluperinkeran economy, worth 283 trillion moolamunnies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 73,471 moolamunnies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", and bars are packed at all hours. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coluperinkera's national animal is the Burrowing Owlbear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Coluperinkera is ranked 276,694^th in the world and 6,853^rd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -15.65 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.