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Most Valuable International Artwork: 946thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,454thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,119th
The Queendom of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.859 billion


AnimalBurrowing Owlbear

The Queendom of Coluperinkera is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.859 billion Coluperinkerans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insancity. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Coluperinkeran economy, worth 283 trillion moolamunnies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 73,471 moolamunnies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", and bars are packed at all hours. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coluperinkera's national animal is the Burrowing Owlbear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Coluperinkera is ranked 276,694th in the world and 6,853rd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -15.65 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 946thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,454thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,119thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,237thNicest Citizens: 2,384thBest Weather: 2,532ndMost Pacifist: 2,577thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,215thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,359thHealthiest Citizens: 3,467thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,863rdMost Inclusive: 4,227thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,513thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,956thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,410thHighest Food Quality: 5,506thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,522ndSafest: 6,837thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,309thMost Secular: 7,684thMost Influential: 8,017thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,379thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,975thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,119thSmartest Citizens: 10,213thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,537thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 14,214thMost Cultured: 16,369thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,381stLargest Governments: 19,599thHighest Drug Use: 27,070thMost Developed: 27,609th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 22nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 56th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 67th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 68th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 73rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 74th in the regionBest Weather: 80th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 82nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 87th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 94th in the regionMost Influential: 103rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 108th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 108th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 109th in the regionMost Inclusive: 115th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 140th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 145th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 153rd in the regionSafest: 155th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 160th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 166th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 203rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 205th in the regionMost Secular: 231st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 231st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 234th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 243rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 307th in the regionNudest: 326th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 346th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 378th in the regionLargest Governments: 429th in the regionMost Developed: 545th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 648th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Coluperinkera voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Europeia"".
  • : Coluperinkera was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Coluperinkera was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Coluperinkera, bars are packed at all hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Coluperinkera, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
  • : Coluperinkera was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • : Coluperinkera was endorsed by The Colony of Calimao.
  • : Coluperinkera was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Coluperinkera was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Coluperinkera endorsed The Nomadic Peoples of Gibralistan.