The Republic of Cobibo is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.896 billion Cobiboans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. The average income tax rate is 7.0%.

The Cobiboan economy, worth 93.3 trillion deniers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 49,230 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Cobibo's national animal is the White Lion.

Cobibo is ranked 249,838^th in the world and 7^th in Imperial Britain for Most Patriotic, with 2.38 flags saluted per person per day.